How to Make a Baby, part 1

First, take your own personal pregnant lady to the hospital and make her wait around for an epidural. Wait...WHAT?

Eventually, you get that pregnant lady hopped up on that I.V. drip of happiness.

Third, sneak your own personal professional L&D nurse posing as your sister into the room with you, sprinkled into a mix of other "family members", like that guy that got you here in the first place.

Then, watch as your sister explains. Here, we see Katie pointing out how computers make babies out of ink and paper.

Finally, some kid pops into the room.

All hail ELIJAH DWYER MORSE!